Harold Camping, I am very disappointed.?

I live in Tennessee, the heart of the bible belt, and expected to see many of my God fearing neighbors spirited off to their eternal reward. I had planned on standing in front of a local liquor store in hopes that the owner was a good Christian and would be "raptured" straight out of his store. Then I was going to join in the looting and try to get a few dozen bottles of a good 23 year old single malt scotch, a staple of we heathen, fornicating, booze swilling nonbelievers. Ah well, maybe next time.